December 1 -- Complain About Television Day
December 2 -- Sing Out of Tune Tuesday
December 3 -- Hello Kitty Appreciation Day
December 4 -- Wear Slippers to Work Day
December 5 -- Act Like Everything's Okay Day
December 6 -- Love Mo Rocca Day
December 7 -- Wear Bowling Shoes to Church Day
December 8 -- Catch the Elusive Butterfly of Love and Pull Its Wings Off Day
December 9 -- Feast of the Transformed Bathroom
December 10 -- Take Your Dog to Lunch Day
December 11 -- The Muffler King is crowned today.
December 12 -- Madonna Will Finally Justify Her Love, But No One Cares
December 13 -- International Navel Review
December 14 -- What the Heck; Bring Back Daylight Savings Time Day
December 15 -- Eat More Beans Day
December 16 -- Be Glad You're Not Paris Hilton Day
December 17 -- Nag the Cows Day
December 18 -- Rescind Arkansas Statehood Day
December 19 -- Oops, Britney Did It Again Day
December 20 -- Annual PMS Spirit Day
December 21 -- Nutria Appreciation Day
December 22 -- Barista Appreciation Day
December 23 -- Annual Belch-in
December 24 -- Last Minute Shopping Rush
December 25 -- You Must Eat the Yams with Meringue Day!
December 26 -- National Collective Headache Day
December 27 -- Sleep Late Just Because Day: Don't Ask!
December 28 -- Hissy Fit Day
December 29 -- Midwinter Try On Your Swimsuit Day: Prozac Moment
December 30 -- Festival of Darkness
December 31 -- Short-term Resolution Day
December 2 -- Sing Out of Tune Tuesday
December 3 -- Hello Kitty Appreciation Day
December 4 -- Wear Slippers to Work Day
December 5 -- Act Like Everything's Okay Day
December 6 -- Love Mo Rocca Day
December 7 -- Wear Bowling Shoes to Church Day
December 8 -- Catch the Elusive Butterfly of Love and Pull Its Wings Off Day
December 9 -- Feast of the Transformed Bathroom
December 10 -- Take Your Dog to Lunch Day
December 11 -- The Muffler King is crowned today.
December 12 -- Madonna Will Finally Justify Her Love, But No One Cares
December 13 -- International Navel Review
December 14 -- What the Heck; Bring Back Daylight Savings Time Day
December 15 -- Eat More Beans Day
December 16 -- Be Glad You're Not Paris Hilton Day
December 17 -- Nag the Cows Day
December 18 -- Rescind Arkansas Statehood Day
December 19 -- Oops, Britney Did It Again Day
December 20 -- Annual PMS Spirit Day
December 21 -- Nutria Appreciation Day
December 22 -- Barista Appreciation Day
December 23 -- Annual Belch-in
December 24 -- Last Minute Shopping Rush
December 25 -- You Must Eat the Yams with Meringue Day!
December 26 -- National Collective Headache Day
December 27 -- Sleep Late Just Because Day: Don't Ask!
December 28 -- Hissy Fit Day
December 29 -- Midwinter Try On Your Swimsuit Day: Prozac Moment
December 30 -- Festival of Darkness
December 31 -- Short-term Resolution Day
3 comments:
What do you have against Arkansas? Surely there is no credible movement to rescind statehood for Arkansas . . . . Which state are you from, and what allows you to be so judgemental? It's not like we're all hillbillies and sleep with our sisters! Arkansas seems to be the recipient of slamming from jealous neighbors. We were where THE BEST President of recent times came from -- put that in your pipe and smoke it . . . .
Anomymous, I'm sorry I offended.
I was trying to be funny. Unsuccessfully, it seems.
The quality of the President from Arkansas is subject to lively debate.
I don't smoke.
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